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bright green scalloped edge die-cut heavyweight card stock note card with message "?????" and line illustration of black void-like squiggle shape labeled "The Unknown" alongside matching chenille patch

"The Unknown" Note Card and Chenille Patch Set by Adam JK x Third Drawer Down

Regular price $14.00

light blue scalloped edge die-cut heavyweight card stock note card with message "Congratulations" and line illustration of yellow prize ribbon labeled "Still Alive" alongside matching chenille patch

"Still Alive" Note Card and Chenille Patch Set by Adam JK x Third Drawer Down

Regular price $14.00

light pink scalloped edge die-cut heavyweight card stock note card with message "xoxo" and line illustration of red Valentine heart labeled "Nothing Matters" alongside matching chenille patch

"Nothing Matters" Note Card and Chenille Patch Set by Adam JK x Third Drawer Down

Regular price $14.00

red scalloped edge die-cut heavyweight card stock note card with line illustration of jar labeled "feelings" alongside matching chenille patch

"Feelings" Note Card and Chenille Patch Set by Adam JK x Third Drawer Down

Regular price $14.00

Die-cut glossy card stock notecard in the shape of an open matchbook with two matches with human faces shown. Message on card is “PERFECT MATCH”. Shown with white and pink doodle art envelope

"Perfect Match" Note Card by Gentle Thrills

Regular price $8.00

Rectangular note card with message “HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTMUNCH” and printed image of Beavis and Butthead standing on a sidewalk

“Happy Birthday Buttmunch” Note Card

Regular price $5.50

Rectangular printed note card with photograph of Pee Wee Herman in the Playhouse holding the “Word of the Day” paper which reads “BIRTHDAY”

Pee Wee “Word of the Day” Birthday Note Card

Regular price $5.50

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“I CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE YOU. HAPPY VALENTINES” Simpsons cartoon train Valentines note card

“I Choo-Choo-Choose You” Note Card

Regular price $5.50

Rectangular note card with printed image of a vintage-style white kitten inside of a heart patterned heart-shaped box holding a valentine that reads “I HATE YOU THE LEAST”

“I Hate You the Least” Kitty Note Card

Regular price $5.50

“Susie Bakes A Cake” children’s book parody birthday greeting card, a little girl is frosting a cake and saying “I’ll show these assholes how it’s done” & kitten saying “Haha, you are SO drunk!”

"Susie Bakes A Cake" Birthday Card

Regular price $4.50

greeting card with "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in pink script above a neon blue, pink, yellow, and red birthday cake surrounded by matching confetti on a bright yellow background

Cake & Confetti Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Rectangular note card with Edward Gorey illustration of two cats, one black and one tuxedo, nestled into the pillows at the top of a maximalist ruffled floral white and yellow bedspread

Edward Gorey “Cat Fancy” Note Card

Regular price $3.95

Rectangular birthday card with Charles Addams illustration of the Addams Family looking out their window at a windstorm with caption Just the kind of day that makes you feel good to be alive!”

Addams Family “Good to be Alive” Birthday Card

Regular price $3.95

Rectangular note card with black and white Edward Gorey illustration of female figure lying on the ground with caption “ Perhaps you don’t, perhaps you do/Know why I’ve sent this card to you”.

Edward Gorey “Perhaps You Don't, Perhaps You Do...” Note Card

Regular price $3.95

rectangular letterpress heavy cardstock greeting card meant to resemble design of Lucky Strike Cigarettes pack with message "LUCKY 2 HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE" in gold and white

"Lucky To Have You" Cigarette Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

rectangular die cut heavy cardstock letterpress note card designed to resemble a Ouija board, with messages "WITH YOU IN SPIRIT" and "UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN" surrounded by typical layout of a Ouija board in black and brown

“With You In Spirit” Ouija Board Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

rectangular letterpress heavy cardstock greeting card designed in the style of an Altoids container in black, red, and white with the message "Congrats on Your Commit-MINT" "You're curiously strong" "100% Natural Refreshingly Authentic" "You Two Are Mint To Be"

"Congrats On Your Commit-mint" Mint Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

rectangular yellow heavy cardstock letterpress greeting card with "HAPPY HALLO-BIRTHDAY-WEEN" message in black and orange with vintage style illustrations of jack-o'-lanterns, black cats, bats, and witches

Happy Hallo-Birthday-Ween Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

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Krampus & Children Card

Krampus & Children Card

Regular price $6.00

white rectangular letterpress greeting card with black and red image of a gravestone with inscription "ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER"

"Another Year Closer" Greeting Card by Hellcats USA

Regular price $5.50

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Rectangular note card with “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” written in multicolored bubble letters on a pink background above a photograph of an old stuffed bear made of yellow and red faux fur with a plastic face

Stuffed Animal Birthday Note Card

Regular price $4.50

Rectangular letter press birthday card with an illustration of a run-down vintage sign with lit arrow and caption “Happy b1rthday”

Birthday Sign Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

Rectangular letterpress valentines card designed to resemble a package of cigarettes in red, white, and gold. Captioned with “Life Size Delicious Arm Candy” “Valentine you’re addictive”

Candy Cigarettes Valentine Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

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Rectangular letterpress valentine card designed to resemble a package of conversation hearts in red and pink

Conversation Hearts Valentine Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

Rectangular letterpress birthday card meant to resemble playfield of a pinball machine. “Happy birthday” is written across the card with “Extra wish when lit” in one of the targets

Retro Pinball Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

Rectangular letterpressed valentine card meant to resemble Red Hots candy packaging. Message of “Valentine, you’re RED HOT” “You set me on fire” “Contains: Fiery valentine wishes. No artificial sweeteners”

Red Hot Valentine Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

Rectangular letterpress greeting card designed to resemble old fashioned popcorn packaging with message “happy BIRTHDAY” “Hope it’s delicious and fun” in bright red

Popcorn Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

Letterpress greeting card with “Welcome to Marriage High Life EST. Today” “The Champagne of Celebrations” designed to resemble Miller High Life beer packaging

“Marriage High Life” Beer Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

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Pale pink cardstock letterpress note card with “Hubba Hubba” “You are amazing” “Better than bubble gum” “Love you to pieces” written in bright pink font meant to resemble Hubba Bubba gum packaging

“Hubba Hubba” Bubble Gum Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

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Rectangular yellow letterpress greeting card with illustration of a hot dog and message “It’s your birthday, make it delicious!” in bright red

Hot Dog Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

Die cut red greeting card in the shape of a novelty foam finger, with “I’m Your #1 Fan” written in grey

“I’m Your #1 Fan” Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

Red note card with caption “You drive me wild” and illustration of a wolf howling at the moon with an open mouth and tongue

Howling Wolf Note Card

Regular price $6.00

Note card featuring illustration of an upside down vampire bat in front of a full moon background with stars and spiderwebs

Upside Down Bat Note Card

Regular price $6.00

Party Hat Cat Greeting Card

Party Hat Cat Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Black and golden amber colored poppies and clover illustrated greeting card with “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” message

Amber Gold Botanical Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Judas Priest Postcard

Regular price $1.00

A rectangular note card with a vintage valentine style illustration of Batman holding a heart with the message “I’M BATTY OVER YOU” written inside. On a light blue background

“I’m Batty Over You” Note Card

Regular price $4.50

Rectangular note card with a digital collage of candy canes, ornaments, and pine tree branches with an image of Adam West as Batman and the message “JINGLE BELLS BATMAN SMELLS” underneath

“Jingle Bells, Batman Smells” Note Card

Regular price ~~$4.50~~ Sale price $3.00

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A note card featuring a photograph of three creepy dolls shown in close-up

Creepy Dolls Note Card

Regular price $4.50

A note card with a pink heart background and the message “When I say I’m in love you best believe I’m in love L-U-V” in white and pink bubble lettering

“When I Say I’m In Love…” Note Card

Regular price $4.50

Pink and yellow note card with the face of Vyvyan Bastard from The Young Ones with the message “You complete and utter bastard!”

Vyvyan Note Card

Regular price $4.50

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A greeting card with an image of a single black balloon on a string with the message “another fucking birthday”

“another fucking birthday” Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

"You Are My Favorite!" geometric sketch style heavyweight card stock offset printed note card, illustrated by Anke Weckmann. Message in neon pink lower case letters with a black notch pattern background

“You Are My Favorite!” Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

The Flamingos “I Only Have Eyes For You” song inspired greeting card with the song title written in medium blue font with eye details in each letter. The word “you” is in black with a large eye as the letter O

I Only Have Eyes For You Card

Regular price $6.00

The Zombies “Friends Of Mine” song inspired greeting card with the caption “It feels so good to know 2 people so in love” in white capital letters against a ombré background of red, pink, and yellow

It Feels So Good To Know… Card

Regular price $6.00

Golden Girls theme song inspired greeting card featuring a car on a golden highway with the caption written onto the road “back again the road & travel down being a friend thank you” (written in reverse as the car is going down the road)

Thank You For Being A Friend Card

Regular price $6.00

A birthday card with an illustration of a skeleton wearing an orange and black party hat surrounded by black balloons with the message “Leave your body and soul at the door”. There are two small dancing skeletons at the bottom of the card in front of an orange background

Dead Man’s Party Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

A note card featuring the face of Old Gregg from The Mighty Boosh with the caption “DO YOU LOVE ME?” above his head in black bubble lettering

Old Gregg “Do You Love Me?” Note Card

Regular price $6.00

Victorian Era inspired greeting card with the outer rebus message of “You Hold The Key To My Heart” - Key is pictured as a large golden key and Heart is pictured as a large red heart with black arrow through it. Message is shown inside a keyhole shape

The Key To My Heart Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

"To A Mother Like No Other” 70s psychedelic style heavyweight card stock offset printed note card, illustrated by Clay Hickson.

A Mother Like No Other Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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