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4.25" x 5.5" card "Another year closer to the grave" pink foil text fancy white cat and pink birthday cake gold background illustrated image

Kitty & Cake Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

A rectangular birthday card of a watercolor illustration of a white vampire surrounded by colorful balloons

Nosferatu Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

A rectangular note card of a skeleton standing against a ledge looking at a skull with the message “I miss your face” stamped in gold foil

“I Miss Your Face” Note Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card depicting "have a wicked birthday!" text below pink winged devil on orange and purple cake with candles against chartreuse background illustrated image

Have a Wicked Birthday! Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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A rectangular greeting card with an image of the grim reaper holding a pink birthday cake and set of balloons with the message, “you’ve come a long way baby!”

“You’ve Come A Long Way, Baby” Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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"Kiss Me" text above frog holding flower next to toadstool mushrooms illustrated image heavyweight card stock offset printed note card

Kiss Me Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" "Nothing Compares 2 U" text illustrated portrait Purple Rain era Prince

Prince Nothing Compares 2 U Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card "Snappy Birthday" black text green alligator pink party hat pink white background illustrated image

Snappy Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card "I'm Just a Vampire for Your Love" text above and below black and red bat and heart stamped image against white background

I'm Just a Vampire for Your Love Card

Regular price $6.00

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For my favorite person blank inside card

For My Favorite Person Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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"You Set My Soul On Fire” 70s psychedelic style heavyweight card stock offset printed note card, illustrated by Nolan Pelletier.

You Set My Soul On Fire Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

A heavyweight card stock offset printed note card with an illustration by Nicholas John Frith of some party animals in front of an old-fashioned movie theatre marquee. Marquee has the caption “It’s Your Birthday” and illustration is done in pencil crayon in shades of red and green

Birthday Marquee Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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A rectangular greeting card with a letterpress image of Jambi from Pee Week’s Playhouse in red and green with the message “your birthday wish has been granted!” in red text

Jambi Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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Die cut greeting card of a smiling sun surrounded by a rainbow and clouds. Lettering says “Everything Sucks But You” in script. Star details and lettering are silver holographic foil

Everything Sucks Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

"To A Mother Like No Other” 70s psychedelic style heavyweight card stock offset printed note card, illustrated by Clay Hickson.

A Mother Like No Other Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Whoopee it’s your birthday die cut card

Whoopee It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

You make everything better whipped cream blank inside card

You Make Everything Better Whipped Cream Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card with a black and white illustration of a large poppy with smaller poppies and clover at the top of the blooming flower. Surrounded by white geometric designs on a black background with the lettering “Happy Birthday” at the bottom of the card

Botanical Goth Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card of a smiling kewpie doll with outstretched arms and the text “Barely Keeping It Together” in metallic gold lettering. On a swirled pink, yellow, red, blue, and green background

Kewpie Doll Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card of brown poodle with valentine in its mouth that says “Happy Birthday Stupid”. On a pink, green, blue, and red checkered background with small gold hearts

Birthday Poodle Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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A letterpress greeting card of an illustration of a can of red, blue, and white beer with a label that reads “Happy Birthday Asshole”

“Happy Birthday Asshole” Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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A rectangular note card with an image of Divine surrounded by pink flamingos with the message “Darling you’re divine” in neon pink and purple

“Darling You’re Divine” Note Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card of a silver TV dinner tray with chicken, peas, mashed potatoes, and cake. “Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner” written in gold script on the middle of the card with a yellow, pink, green, and orange checkered background

TV Dinner Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

"You Light Up My Life" text in stacked lightup signage illustrated image heavyweight card stock offset printed note card

You Light Up My Life Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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Rectangular yellow letterpress greeting card with illustration of a hot dog and message “It’s your birthday, make it delicious!” in bright red

Hot Dog Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

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7" x 5" die cut card of "Hot Dog!" in yellow mustard text on hot dog with bun in red and white plaid holder illustrated image

Hot Dog! Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Rectangular letterpress birthday card meant to resemble playfield of a pinball machine. “Happy birthday” is written across the card with “Extra wish when lit” in one of the targets

Retro Pinball Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

Note card featuring illustration of an upside down vampire bat in front of a full moon background with stars and spiderwebs

Upside Down Bat Note Card

Regular price $6.00

white rectangular letterpress greeting card with black and red image of a gravestone with inscription "ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER"

"Another Year Closer" Greeting Card by Hellcats USA

Regular price $5.50

A birthday card with an illustration of a skeleton wearing an orange and black party hat surrounded by black balloons with the message “Leave your body and soul at the door”. There are two small dancing skeletons at the bottom of the card in front of an orange background

Dead Man’s Party Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

4.25" x 5.5" card with "They Say It's Your Birthday" text over multi-color celebratory beetles on Abbey Road stamped image against white background

They Say It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

Rectangular letterpress greeting card designed to resemble old fashioned popcorn packaging with message “happy BIRTHDAY” “Hope it’s delicious and fun” in bright red

Popcorn Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

Party Hat Cat Greeting Card

Party Hat Cat Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card "Better Together" happy bears playing a duet at the piano

Better Together Bears Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Ladybird Book image humorously updated with "Am I a Good Mother Susan? My Name is Amy" text 5" x 7" notecard

Am I a Good Mother... Card

Regular price $4.50

rectangular yellow heavy cardstock letterpress greeting card with "HAPPY HALLO-BIRTHDAY-WEEN" message in black and orange with vintage style illustrations of jack-o'-lanterns, black cats, bats, and witches

Happy Hallo-Birthday-Ween Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

Rectangular letter press birthday card with an illustration of a run-down vintage sign with lit arrow and caption “Happy b1rthday”

Birthday Sign Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

Letterpress greeting card with “Welcome to Marriage High Life EST. Today” “The Champagne of Celebrations” designed to resemble Miller High Life beer packaging

“Marriage High Life” Beer Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

Red note card with caption “You drive me wild” and illustration of a wolf howling at the moon with an open mouth and tongue

Howling Wolf Note Card

Regular price $6.00

Black and golden amber colored poppies and clover illustrated greeting card with “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” message

Amber Gold Botanical Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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"DO enjoy your birthday but remember intoxication is neither amusing nor mannerly" black text above and below black and white illustration of two people standing over prone drunk person greeting card

Enjoy Your Birthday Card

Regular price $4.00

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“I CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE YOU. HAPPY VALENTINES” Simpsons cartoon train Valentines note card

“I Choo-Choo-Choose You” Note Card

Regular price $5.50

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A greeting card with an image of a single black balloon on a string with the message “another fucking birthday”

“another fucking birthday” Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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Greeting card with “Congratulations” lettering, each individual letter is formed by a bunch of pink, purple, yellow, or blue flowers. Vertical striped background of yellow and cream

Congratulations Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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Vintage Ladybird Book illustrated image of two cats looking at a lesson book with incorrect addition, with "idiot" in a thought bubble

Idiot Cat Card

Regular price $5.00

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vintage style "Pop" a "Corny" question "Will you be my valentine?" popcorn bowl illustrated image 5" x 7" greeting card

Corny Question Valentine Greeting Card

Regular price $4.95

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vintage style "feel it in my bones" "you're my valentine" message hearts and skeleton illustrated image 5" x 7" greeting card

Feel It In My Bones Valentine Greeting Card

Regular price $4.95

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Krampus & Children Card

Krampus & Children Card

Regular price $6.00

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Rectangular letterpress valentine card designed to resemble a package of conversation hearts in red and pink

Conversation Hearts Valentine Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

Rectangular letterpressed valentine card meant to resemble Red Hots candy packaging. Message of “Valentine, you’re RED HOT” “You set me on fire” “Contains: Fiery valentine wishes. No artificial sweeteners”

Red Hot Valentine Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

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