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bright red heart shaped die-cut note card

Red Heart Greeting Card

Regular price $4.00

4.25" x 5.5" card of "Sweetie, darling!" text over illustrated portraits of Eddie Monsoon and Patsy Stone against white background

Sweetie, Darling Ab Fab Birthday Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" Live long and prosper text card with illustrated portrait of Leonard Nimoy as Star Trek's Spock

Spock Live Long and Prosper Birthday Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" "Nothing Compares 2 U" text illustrated portrait Purple Rain era Prince

Prince Nothing Compares 2 U Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card My Aim is True text heart bullseye dartboard illustrated image

My Aim is True Valentine's Card

Regular price $5.00

4.25" x 5.5" "Happy Birthday" message card Grace Jones with cigarette illustrated portrait

Grace Jones Birthday Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" greeting card featuring "Happy Birthday Cool Cat" text with illustrated white cat in monocle, top hat, and polka dot bow tie against blue background

Cool Cat Birthday Card

Regular price $5.00

Limited Edition 5" x 7" John Waters holding two crying babies Christmas Card by Portland Artist Matt Stanger

The Filthiest Christmas Cards in Town! - John Waters

Regular price $6.00

"Have a Hatchet Face Holiday" text Limited Edition 5" x 7" John Waters Christmas Card featuring Hatchet Face blowing a kiss by Portland Artist Matt Stanger

The Filthiest Christmas Cards in Town! - Hatchet Face

Regular price $6.00

"Seasons Beatings" text Limited Edition 5" x 7" John Waters Christmas Card featuring Edith Massey with bondage gear by Portland Artist Matt Stanger

The Filthiest Christmas Cards in Town! - Edith Massey

Regular price $6.00

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"Hope your Christmas is Divine" Limited Edition 5" x 7" John Waters Christmas Card featuring Divine slapping Santa by Portland Artist Matt Stanger

The Filthiest Christmas Cards in Town! - Divine

Regular price $6.00

4.25" x 5.5" card depicting "have a wicked birthday!" text below pink winged devil on orange and purple cake with candles against chartreuse background illustrated image

Have a Wicked Birthday! Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card "Snappy Birthday" black text green alligator pink party hat pink white background illustrated image

Snappy Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card with "Valentines Schmalentines" text pink foil kitty face with tongue out illustrated image on white background

Valentines Schmalentines Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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4.25" x 5.5" card Rats. text with sad white rat holding empyty cake stand cake on floor with olive green background illustrated image

Rats. Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

5" x 7" die cut card palm reading hand fortune lines notations illustrated image

Palm Reading Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card "Another year closer to the grave" pink foil text fancy white cat and pink birthday cake gold background illustrated image

Kitty & Cake Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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7" x 5" die cut card of "Hot Dog!" in yellow mustard text on hot dog with bun in red and white plaid holder illustrated image

Hot Dog! Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

"You Are The Drunk To My Disorderly" white text with black and red square notecard

Drunk To My Disorderly Card

Regular price $4.00

"F ck All I Need Is U" multi-color text against red background square notecard

All I Need Is "U' Card

Regular price $4.00

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Vintage Ladybird Book illustrated image of two cats looking at a lesson book with incorrect addition, with "idiot" in a thought bubble

Idiot Cat Card

Regular price $5.00

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Ladybird Book image humorously updated with "Am I a Good Mother Susan? My Name is Amy" text 5" x 7" notecard

Am I a Good Mother... Card

Regular price $4.50

"I'm not much of a foodie. I'm more of a drinkie" text retro party photo 4" x 6" notecard

I'm Not Much of a Foodie... Card

Regular price $4.50

"Is It Prosecco O'Clock Yet?" text with retro lady holding full champagne flute color image against turquoise blue background notecard

Prosecco O'Clock Card

Regular price $4.00

"Alcohol Goes In Fun Comes Out Card" black text against yellow background happy couple photo image notecard

Alcohol Goes In Fun Comes Out Card

Regular price $4.00

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"This Had Better Be A Pony!" speech bubble text over photo image of red-haired girl holding large wrapped gift against purple background 4" x 6" notecard

Better Be A Pony Card

Regular price $4.00

"POLITE NOTICE PLEASE GO AND FUCK YOURSELF THANK YOU" black text on white background with red border notecard

Polite Notice Card

Regular price $4.00

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"DO enjoy your birthday but remember intoxication is neither amusing nor mannerly" black text above and below black and white illustration of two people standing over prone drunk person greeting card

Enjoy Your Birthday Card

Regular price $4.00

"Frenchie Kisses" text above and below dog face in pink heart illustration notecard

Frenchie Kisses Greeting Card

Regular price $4.00

"Many Happy Hangovers" pink, black, and white lettering on white background greeting card

Many Happy Hangovers Card

Regular price $4.00

"Some people think you're hard to shop for. Not me..." text sassy retro gal with martini photo image 5" x 7" greeting card

Hard to Shop For... Birthday Card

Regular price $2.95

“The Birthday Present” children’s book parody greeting card. “Happy Birthday!” “What the fuck is this? I asked for cash!”

"The Birthday Present" Card

Regular price $4.50

"Another year older? Fuck it! Let's Drink!" text with sassy retro gal photo image 5" x 7" greeting card

Let's Drink! Birthday Card

Regular price $4.50

"It's a Sausage Party!" text with sassy retro gal wearing sausage links outfit photo image on 5" x 7" greeting card

Sausage Party Greeting Card

Regular price $2.95

“This may sound cheesy, but you look grate!” Smiling cheese grater photo greeting card

This May Sound Cheesy... Birthday Card

Regular price $4.50

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vintage style matchbook "Let's Strike Up a Match, Valentine!" message illustrated image 5" x 7" greeting card

Let's Strike Up A Match, Valentine! Greeting Card

Regular price $4.95

vintage style "Happy Easter" message illustrated image bunny with tulips 5" x 7" greeting card

"Happy Easter" Bunny Greeting Card

Regular price $4.95

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vintage style "Pop" a "Corny" question "Will you be my valentine?" popcorn bowl illustrated image 5" x 7" greeting card

Corny Question Valentine Greeting Card

Regular price $4.95

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vintage style "feel it in my bones" "you're my valentine" message hearts and skeleton illustrated image 5" x 7" greeting card

Feel It In My Bones Valentine Greeting Card

Regular price $4.95

4.25" x 5.5" card with "They Say It's Your Birthday" text over multi-color celebratory beetles on Abbey Road stamped image against white background

They Say It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

4.25" x 5.5" card "I'm Just a Vampire for Your Love" text above and below black and red bat and heart stamped image against white background

I'm Just a Vampire for Your Love Card

Regular price $6.00

4.25" x 5.5" card What's New Pussycat? speech bubble text blue purple pink sitting kitten stamped image white background

What's New Pussycat? Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

4.25" x 5.5" card I Think You're Cute green text over blush pink goldendoodle dog holding red rose, stamped image against white background

I Think You're Cute Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

4.25" x 5.5" card What A Beautiful Face I Have Found In This Place pink text on bright yellow sun little planet earth stamped image white background

What A Beautiful Face I Have Found In This Place Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

Tom Neely's Henry & Glenn Forever & Ever christmas greeting card showing pentagram, altar, and baphomet color illustrated image on white card

Henry & Glenn Christmas Greeting Card by Tom Neely

Regular price $2.99

Tom Neely's Henry & Glenn Forever & Ever "Happy...Valentine's Day..." greeting card, color illustrated image on black card

Henry & Glenn Valentine's Day Greeting Card by Tom Neely

Regular price $2.99

Tom Neely's Henry & Glenn Forever & Ever "I Want Your Skull!" birthday card, color illustrated image on white card

Henry & Glenn Birthday Greeting Card by Tom Neely

Regular price $2.99

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