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Whoopee it’s your birthday die cut card

Whoopee It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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You make everything better whipped cream blank inside card

You Make Everything Better Whipped Cream Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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For my favorite person blank inside card

For My Favorite Person Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Old Gregg greeting card front

Old Gregg “Do You Love Me?” Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

"Birthday Kisses" black text greeted card featuring assorted pretty pink and red moues

Birthday Kisses Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

“It’s All I Drink About” Card

“It’s All I Drink About” Card

Regular price $4.25

“Message From The Future: Have Fun Now” Greeting Card

“Message From The Future: Have Fun Now” Greeting Card

Regular price $4.25

How To Avoid Work Card

How To Avoid Work Card

Regular price $3.75

Greeting card with “Congratulations” lettering, each individual letter is formed by a bunch of pink, purple, yellow, or blue flowers. Vertical striped background of yellow and cream

Congratulations Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card with a black and white illustration of a large poppy with smaller poppies and clover at the top of the blooming flower. Surrounded by white geometric designs on a black background with the lettering “Happy Birthday” at the bottom of the card

Botanical Goth Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card of an illustration of a bouquet of daisies tied with a yellow ribbon on a blue background. Lettering of “Thinking Of You!” at the bottom of the card

Vintage Daisy Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Die cut greeting card of a smiling sun surrounded by a rainbow and clouds. Lettering says “Everything Sucks But You” in script. Star details and lettering are silver holographic foil

Everything Sucks Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card of a smiling kewpie doll with outstretched arms and the text “Barely Keeping It Together” in metallic gold lettering. On a swirled pink, yellow, red, blue, and green background

Kewpie Doll Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card of a silver TV dinner tray with chicken, peas, mashed potatoes, and cake. “Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner” written in gold script on the middle of the card with a yellow, pink, green, and orange checkered background

TV Dinner Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card of brown poodle with valentine in its mouth that says “Happy Birthday Stupid”. On a pink, green, blue, and red checkered background with small gold hearts

Birthday Poodle Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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"Kiss Me" text above frog holding flower next to toadstool mushrooms illustrated image heavyweight card stock offset printed note card

Kiss Me Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

"You Light Up My Life" text in stacked lightup signage illustrated image heavyweight card stock offset printed note card

You Light Up My Life Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card "Better Together" happy bears playing a duet at the piano

Better Together Bears Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

"One Year Closer" illustrated image grim reaper in a party hat Risograph printed off-white speckled paper 4.25" x 5.5" note card

One Year Closer Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.00

bright red heart shaped die-cut note card

Red Heart Greeting Card

Regular price $4.00

4.25" x 5.5" card of "Sweetie, darling!" text over illustrated portraits of Eddie Monsoon and Patsy Stone against white background

Sweetie, Darling Ab Fab Birthday Card

Regular price $5.00

4.25" x 5.5" Live long and prosper text card with illustrated portrait of Leonard Nimoy as Star Trek's Spock

Spock Live Long and Prosper Birthday Card

Regular price $5.00

4.25" x 5.5" "Nothing Compares 2 U" text illustrated portrait Purple Rain era Prince

Prince Nothing Compares 2 U Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card My Aim is True text heart bullseye dartboard illustrated image

My Aim is True Valentine's Card

Regular price $5.00

4.25" x 5.5" "Happy Birthday" message card Grace Jones with cigarette illustrated portrait

Grace Jones Birthday Card

Regular price $5.00

4.25" x 5.5" greeting card featuring "Happy Birthday Cool Cat" text with illustrated white cat in monocle, top hat, and polka dot bow tie against blue background

Cool Cat Birthday Card

Regular price $5.00

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Limited Edition 5" x 7" John Waters holding two crying babies Christmas Card by Portland Artist Matt Stanger

The Filthiest Christmas Cards in Town! - John Waters

Regular price $5.00

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"Have a Hatchet Face Holiday" text Limited Edition 5" x 7" John Waters Christmas Card featuring Hatchet Face blowing a kiss by Portland Artist Matt Stanger

The Filthiest Christmas Cards in Town! - Hatchet Face

Regular price $5.00

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"Seasons Beatings" text Limited Edition 5" x 7" John Waters Christmas Card featuring Edith Massey with bondage gear by Portland Artist Matt Stanger

The Filthiest Christmas Cards in Town! - Edith Massey

Regular price $5.00

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"Hope your Christmas is Divine" Limited Edition 5" x 7" John Waters Christmas Card featuring Divine slapping Santa by Portland Artist Matt Stanger

The Filthiest Christmas Cards in Town! - Divine

Regular price $5.00

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4.25" x 5.5" card depicting "have a wicked birthday!" text below pink winged devil on orange and purple cake with candles against chartreuse background illustrated image

Have a Wicked Birthday! Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card "Snappy Birthday" black text green alligator pink party hat pink white background illustrated image

Snappy Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card with "Valentines Schmalentines" text pink foil kitty face with tongue out illustrated image on white background

Valentines Schmalentines Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card Rats. text with sad white rat holding empyty cake stand cake on floor with olive green background illustrated image

Rats. Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

5" x 7" die cut card palm reading hand fortune lines notations illustrated image

Palm Reading Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card "Another year closer to the grave" pink foil text fancy white cat and pink birthday cake gold background illustrated image

Kitty & Cake Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

7" x 5" die cut card of "Hot Dog!" in yellow mustard text on hot dog with bun in red and white plaid holder illustrated image

Hot Dog! Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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vintage illustrated image of Krampus with switches and children and chains with red sky on notecard with red envelope

Krampus Card

Regular price $4.50

"You Are The Drunk To My Disorderly" white text with black and red square notecard

Drunk To My Disorderly Card

Regular price $4.00

"F ck All I Need Is U" multi-color text against red background square notecard

All I Need Is "U' Card

Regular price $4.00

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Vintage Ladybird Book illustrated image of two cats looking at a lesson book with incorrect addition, with "idiot" in a thought bubble

Idiot Cat Card

Regular price $5.00

Ladybird Book image humorously updated with "Am I a Good Mother Susan? My Name is Amy" text 5" x 7" notecard

Am I a Good Mother... Card

Regular price $4.50

Ladybird Book illustrated image of three children, one holding a wrapped present, humorously updated with "I Hope it's a Pony!" text 5" x 7" notecard

I Hope it's a Pony! Greeting Card

Regular price $4.50

"I'm not much of a foodie. I'm more of a drinkie" text retro party photo 4" x 6" notecard

I'm Not Much of a Foodie... Card

Regular price $4.50

"Is It Prosecco O'Clock Yet?" text with retro lady holding full champagne flute color image against turquoise blue background notecard

Prosecco O'Clock Card

Regular price $4.00

"Are You Drunk?" black text white background 4" x 6" notecard

Are You Drunk? Card

Regular price $4.00

"Alcohol Goes In Fun Comes Out Card" black text against yellow background happy couple photo image notecard

Alcohol Goes In Fun Comes Out Card

Regular price $4.00

LAST ONE!

"This Had Better Be A Pony!" speech bubble text over photo image of red-haired girl holding large wrapped gift against purple background 4" x 6" notecard

Better Be A Pony Card

Regular price $4.00

"POLITE NOTICE PLEASE GO AND FUCK YOURSELF THANK YOU" black text on white background with red border notecard

Polite Notice Card

Regular price $4.00

LAST ONE!

"Do These Crotchless Panties Make Me Look Like A Slut?" text next to photo image of model in bra and crotchless panty set against blue background 4" x 6" greeting card

Crotchless Panties Card

Regular price $4.00

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