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FESTIVE FAVORITES HOLIDAY CARDS & GIFTWRAPPING

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The outside of a greeting card that is decorated with an illustration of vintage Christmas tree ornaments in bright multicolor designs

Christmas Ornaments Greeting Card

Regular price ~~$5.50~~ Sale price $3.75

A Christmas card with the message “Gruß vom Krampus” which translates from German into “Greetings from Krampus” on matte card stock with an illustration of Krampus in black, red, and white

Gruss Vom Krampus Card

Regular price $6.00

Tom Neely's Henry & Glenn Forever & Ever christmas greeting card showing pentagram, altar, and baphomet color illustrated image on white card

Henry & Glenn Christmas Greeting Card by Tom Neely

Regular price $2.99

A red, gold, and white postcard with a vintage style illustration of Krampus sticking its tongue out

Krampus Postcard

Regular price $1.00

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A gift bag with an allover print of beautiful red, green, and white vintage tree ornaments on a cotton candy pink background

Retro Ornaments Gift Bag

Regular price $6.50

Rectangular gift bag in an all-over Fair Isle style sweater pattern with a purple background and black & white coffins, skulls, moons, stars, and bats. Bag has black polyester rope handle

Spooky Holiday Sweater Gift Bag

Regular price $9.00

a roll of matte finish gift wrap in an all-over Fair Isle style sweater pattern with a purple background and black & white coffins, skulls, moons, stars, and bats. Shown in a roll and flat

Spooky Holiday Sweater Print Gift Wrap

Regular price $16.00

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"Hope your Christmas is Divine" Limited Edition 5" x 7" John Waters Christmas Card featuring Divine slapping Santa by Portland Artist Matt Stanger

The Filthiest Christmas Cards in Town! - Divine

Regular price $6.00

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"Seasons Beatings" text Limited Edition 5" x 7" John Waters Christmas Card featuring Edith Massey with bondage gear by Portland Artist Matt Stanger

The Filthiest Christmas Cards in Town! - Edith Massey

Regular price $6.00

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"Have a Hatchet Face Holiday" text Limited Edition 5" x 7" John Waters Christmas Card featuring Hatchet Face blowing a kiss by Portland Artist Matt Stanger

The Filthiest Christmas Cards in Town! - Hatchet Face

Regular price $6.00

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Limited Edition 5" x 7" John Waters holding two crying babies Christmas Card by Portland Artist Matt Stanger

The Filthiest Christmas Cards in Town! - John Waters

Regular price $6.00

A rectangular holiday greeting card with a creepy Santa Claus doll peeking out from a quilt with the message “He sees you when you’re sleeping!” written in a red dripping blood style horror movie font

“He Sees You When You’re Sleeping!” Holiday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

A rectangular greeting card with the message “Happy Holidays! Hope they don’t kill you.” Above an illustration of a purple skinned man with a shaved head wearing a Santa hat opening his mouth to reveal a large green tongue. There are Xs in both of his eyes

“Hope The Holidays Don’t Kill You” Holiday Greeting Card

Regular price ~~$6.00~~ Sale price $4.00

Rectangular note card with a digital collage of candy canes, ornaments, and pine tree branches with an image of Adam West as Batman and the message “JINGLE BELLS BATMAN SMELLS” underneath

“Jingle Bells, Batman Smells” Note Card

Regular price $4.50

A greeting card of a scary looking Santa Claus doll and the caption “Santa Claus is Coming to Town!” in a red dripping horror movie font

“Santa Claus is Coming to Town!” Holiday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

A rectangular holiday greeting card showing a creepy Santa Claus doll peeking out from a white lace curtain with the message “You Better Watch Out!” written in red dripping horror movie font

“You Better Watch Out!” Holiday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50