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FESTIVE FAVORITES HOLIDAY CARDS & GIFTWRAPPING

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rectangular matte finish postcard featuring color photograph of Wham! dressed in costumes for the cover of their "Last Christmas" single. George Michael is dressed in a santa suit holding presents while Andrew Ridgley is dressed like a reindeer

Wham! "Last Christmas" Postcard by Astral Weekend

Regular price $2.00

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rectangular matte finish rectangular postcard featuring color photograph of Dolly Parton wearing red and white Santa-style outfir sitting on top of a chimney posed with her arms raised

Dolly Parton Christmas Postcard by Astral Weekend

Regular price $2.00

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shiny finish rectangular postcard of vintage wrapping paper with E.T. theme, with red background, green bows, sprigs of holly, and illustrations of E.T. hugging Elliott

E.T. Holiday Postcard by Astral Weekend

Regular price $2.00

three sheets of matte finish wrapping paper in white background tessellated style red ribbon pattern with bats, dripping black candles, ornaments, and black candy canes

Midnight Christmas Print Gift Wrap

Regular price $16.00

rectangular matte finish gift bag in white background tessellated red ribbon pattern with bats, dripping black candles, ornaments, and black candy canes. Bag has braided black cotton handle. Shown from three quarter angle

Midnight Christmas Gift Bag

Regular price $9.00

gift bag with allover pattern of technicolor retro swirly, checker, and striped patterned pink, green, and orange candles aglow on a bright green background, with green braided cotton handle

Jingle Glow Gift Bag

Regular price $6.50

a gift bag with allover pattern of black cats wrapped in bows, tangled in ribbon, and scratching up wrapped presents on bright red background with red cotton braided handle

Black Cat Holiday Gift Bag

Regular price $6.50

matte finish gift bag with allover pattern made of multicolored diamond, circle, and hexagon shapes alternated with sketch style red and yellow stripes on a creamy yellow background. Bag has bright blue cotton braided handle

Geometric Stripe Gift Bag

Regular price $7.00

A gift bag with an allover print of vertical wavy stripes of red and green holly with wavy neon pink and green stripes on a neon orange background

Wavy Holly Holiday Gift Bag

Regular price $6.50

yellow greeting card with image of Krampus in the style of Cramps album "Bad Music for Bad People" and message "Bad Greetings for Bad People" in red and black

The Cramps "Krampus" Holiday Note Card by Dumb Junk

Regular price $6.00

Framed crossword-style holiday card with fill-in-the-blank text on a white background

Holiday Mad Libs Note Card

Regular price ~~$5.50~~ Sale price $2.75

Boxed set of 10 cards featuring the illustration “A Black Cat Holiday” by Charles Robinson. Box shown

Charles Robinson “A Black Cat Holiday” Note Card Set

Regular price $16.00

Rectangular gift bag in an all-over Fair Isle style sweater pattern with a purple background and black & white coffins, skulls, moons, stars, and bats. Bag has black polyester rope handle

Spooky Holiday Sweater Gift Bag

Regular price $9.00

a roll of matte finish gift wrap in an all-over Fair Isle style sweater pattern with a purple background and black & white coffins, skulls, moons, stars, and bats. Shown in a roll and flat

Spooky Holiday Sweater Print Gift Wrap

Regular price $16.00

Krampus & Children Card

Krampus & Children Card

Regular price $6.00

A rectangular greeting card with the message “Happy Holidays! Hope they don’t kill you.” Above an illustration of a purple skinned man with a shaved head wearing a Santa hat opening his mouth to reveal a large green tongue. There are Xs in both of his eyes

“Hope The Holidays Don’t Kill You” Holiday Greeting Card

Regular price ~~$6.00~~ Sale price $3.00

The outside of a greeting card that is decorated with an illustration of vintage Christmas tree ornaments in bright multicolor designs

Christmas Ornaments Greeting Card

Regular price ~~$5.50~~ Sale price $2.75

A Christmas card with the message “Gruß vom Krampus” which translates from German into “Greetings from Krampus” on matte card stock with an illustration of Krampus in black, red, and white

Gruss Vom Krampus Card

Regular price $6.00

A gift bag with an allover print of beautiful red, green, and white vintage tree ornaments on a cotton candy pink background

Retro Ornaments Gift Bag

Regular price $6.50

A rectangular holiday greeting card showing a creepy Santa Claus doll peeking out from a white lace curtain with the message “You Better Watch Out!” written in red dripping horror movie font

“You Better Watch Out!” Holiday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

A rectangular holiday greeting card with a creepy Santa Claus doll peeking out from a quilt with the message “He sees you when you’re sleeping!” written in a red dripping blood style horror movie font

“He Sees You When You’re Sleeping!” Holiday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

A greeting card of a scary looking Santa Claus doll and the caption “Santa Claus is Coming to Town!” in a red dripping horror movie font

“Santa Claus is Coming to Town!” Holiday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

Limited Edition 5" x 7" John Waters holding two crying babies Christmas Card by Portland Artist Matt Stanger

The Filthiest Christmas Cards in Town! - John Waters

Regular price $6.00

"Have a Hatchet Face Holiday" text Limited Edition 5" x 7" John Waters Christmas Card featuring Hatchet Face blowing a kiss by Portland Artist Matt Stanger

The Filthiest Christmas Cards in Town! - Hatchet Face

Regular price $6.00

"Seasons Beatings" text Limited Edition 5" x 7" John Waters Christmas Card featuring Edith Massey with bondage gear by Portland Artist Matt Stanger

The Filthiest Christmas Cards in Town! - Edith Massey

Regular price $6.00

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"Hope your Christmas is Divine" Limited Edition 5" x 7" John Waters Christmas Card featuring Divine slapping Santa by Portland Artist Matt Stanger

The Filthiest Christmas Cards in Town! - Divine

Regular price $6.00

Tom Neely's Henry & Glenn Forever & Ever christmas greeting card showing pentagram, altar, and baphomet color illustrated image on white card

Henry & Glenn Christmas Greeting Card by Tom Neely

Regular price $2.99