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4.25" x 5.5" card "Another year closer to the grave" pink foil text fancy white cat and pink birthday cake gold background illustrated image

Kitty & Cake Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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A rectangular birthday card of a watercolor illustration of a white vampire surrounded by colorful balloons

Nosferatu Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

4.25" x 5.5" card depicting "have a wicked birthday!" text below pink winged devil on orange and purple cake with candles against chartreuse background illustrated image

Have a Wicked Birthday! Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

"Kiss Me" text above frog holding flower next to toadstool mushrooms illustrated image heavyweight card stock offset printed note card

Kiss Me Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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4.25" x 5.5" card of "Sweetie, darling!" text over illustrated portraits of Eddie Monsoon and Patsy Stone against white background

Sweetie, Darling Ab Fab Birthday Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" "Happy Birthday" message card Grace Jones with cigarette illustrated portrait

Grace Jones Birthday Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card "Snappy Birthday" black text green alligator pink party hat pink white background illustrated image

Snappy Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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For my favorite person blank inside card

For My Favorite Person Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

A heavyweight card stock offset printed note card with an illustration by Nicholas John Frith of some party animals in front of an old-fashioned movie theatre marquee. Marquee has the caption “It’s Your Birthday” and illustration is done in pencil crayon in shades of red and green

Birthday Marquee Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

"To A Mother Like No Other” 70s psychedelic style heavyweight card stock offset printed note card, illustrated by Clay Hickson.

A Mother Like No Other Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

"You Set My Soul On Fire” 70s psychedelic style heavyweight card stock offset printed note card, illustrated by Nolan Pelletier.

You Set My Soul On Fire Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

You make everything better whipped cream blank inside card

You Make Everything Better Whipped Cream Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card with a black and white illustration of a large poppy with smaller poppies and clover at the top of the blooming flower. Surrounded by white geometric designs on a black background with the lettering “Happy Birthday” at the bottom of the card

Botanical Goth Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card of brown poodle with valentine in its mouth that says “Happy Birthday Stupid”. On a pink, green, blue, and red checkered background with small gold hearts

Birthday Poodle Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" Live long and prosper text card with illustrated portrait of Leonard Nimoy as Star Trek's Spock

Spock Live Long and Prosper Birthday Card

Regular price $5.50

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Greeting card of a smiling kewpie doll with outstretched arms and the text “Barely Keeping It Together” in metallic gold lettering. On a swirled pink, yellow, red, blue, and green background

Kewpie Doll Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card of a silver TV dinner tray with chicken, peas, mashed potatoes, and cake. “Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner” written in gold script on the middle of the card with a yellow, pink, green, and orange checkered background

TV Dinner Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

"You Light Up My Life" text in stacked lightup signage illustrated image heavyweight card stock offset printed note card

You Light Up My Life Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Note card featuring illustration of an upside down vampire bat in front of a full moon background with stars and spiderwebs

Upside Down Bat Note Card

Regular price $6.00

A birthday card with an illustration of a skeleton wearing an orange and black party hat surrounded by black balloons with the message “Leave your body and soul at the door”. There are two small dancing skeletons at the bottom of the card in front of an orange background

Dead Man’s Party Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

A rectangular greeting card with a black kitten sitting in a jack-o’-lantern wearing a blue witch hat in front of a yellow background. It has the message “Have fun on Halloween!”

Kitten Witch Halloween Greeting Card

Regular price $5.00

4.25" x 5.5" card with "They Say It's Your Birthday" text over multi-color celebratory beetles on Abbey Road stamped image against white background

They Say It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

white rectangular letterpress greeting card with black and red image of a gravestone with inscription "ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER"

"Another Year Closer" Greeting Card by Hellcats USA

Regular price $5.50

Party Hat Cat Greeting Card

Party Hat Cat Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card "Better Together" happy bears playing a duet at the piano

Better Together Bears Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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Red note card with caption “You drive me wild” and illustration of a wolf howling at the moon with an open mouth and tongue

Howling Wolf Note Card

Regular price $6.00

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A rectangular greeting card with a dachshund holding a plate with a piece of birthday in its mouth and the message “It’s not a stretch…”

Dachshund Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.00

Black and golden amber colored poppies and clover illustrated greeting card with “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” message

Amber Gold Botanical Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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Greeting card with “Congratulations” lettering, each individual letter is formed by a bunch of pink, purple, yellow, or blue flowers. Vertical striped background of yellow and cream

Congratulations Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

LAST ONE!

vintage style "Pop" a "Corny" question "Will you be my valentine?" popcorn bowl illustrated image 5" x 7" greeting card

Corny Question Valentine Greeting Card

Regular price $4.95

LAST ONE!

vintage style "feel it in my bones" "you're my valentine" message hearts and skeleton illustrated image 5" x 7" greeting card

Feel It In My Bones Valentine Greeting Card

Regular price $4.95

Tom Neely's Henry & Glenn Forever & Ever christmas greeting card showing pentagram, altar, and baphomet color illustrated image on white card

Henry & Glenn Christmas Greeting Card by Tom Neely

Regular price $2.99

Tom Neely's Henry & Glenn Forever & Ever "I Want Your Skull!" birthday card, color illustrated image on white card

Henry & Glenn Birthday Greeting Card by Tom Neely

Regular price $2.99

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Krampus & Children Card

Krampus & Children Card

Regular price $6.00

A Christmas card with the message “Gruß vom Krampus” which translates from German into “Greetings from Krampus” on matte card stock with an illustration of Krampus in black, red, and white

Gruss Vom Krampus Card

Regular price $6.00

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4.25" x 5.5" card Rats. text with sad white rat holding empyty cake stand cake on floor with olive green background illustrated image

Rats. Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

vintage style matchbook "Let's Strike Up a Match, Valentine!" message illustrated image 5" x 7" greeting card

Let's Strike Up A Match, Valentine! Greeting Card

Regular price $4.95

Victorian Era inspired greeting card with the outer rebus message of “You Hold The Key To My Heart” - Key is pictured as a large golden key and Heart is pictured as a large red heart with black arrow through it. Message is shown inside a keyhole shape

The Key To My Heart Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card of an illustration of a bouquet of daisies tied with a yellow ribbon on a blue background. Lettering of “Thinking Of You!” at the bottom of the card

Vintage Daisy Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card My Aim is True text heart bullseye dartboard illustrated image

My Aim is True Valentine's Card

Regular price $5.00

4.25" x 5.5" greeting card featuring "Happy Birthday Cool Cat" text with illustrated white cat in monocle, top hat, and polka dot bow tie against blue background

Cool Cat Birthday Card

Regular price $5.00

Tom Neely's Henry & Glenn Forever & Ever "Happy...Valentine's Day..." greeting card, color illustrated image on black card

Henry & Glenn Valentine's Day Greeting Card by Tom Neely

Regular price $2.99

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greeting card with "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in pink script above a neon blue, pink, yellow, and red birthday cake surrounded by matching confetti on a bright yellow background

Cake & Confetti Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

A rectangular greeting card with the message “Happy Holidays! Hope they don’t kill you.” Above an illustration of a purple skinned man with a shaved head wearing a Santa hat opening his mouth to reveal a large green tongue. There are Xs in both of his eyes

“Hope The Holidays Don’t Kill You” Holiday Greeting Card

Regular price ~~$6.00~~ Sale price $4.00

4.25" x 5.5" card with "Valentines Schmalentines" text pink foil kitty face with tongue out illustrated image on white background

Valentines Schmalentines Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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“The Birthday Present” children’s book parody greeting card. “Happy Birthday!” “What the fuck is this? I asked for cash!”

"The Birthday Present" Card

Regular price $4.50

"Some people think you're hard to shop for. Not me..." text sassy retro gal with martini photo image 5" x 7" greeting card

Hard to Shop For... Birthday Card

Regular price $2.95

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"Another year older? Fuck it! Let's Drink!" text with sassy retro gal photo image 5" x 7" greeting card

Let's Drink! Birthday Card

Regular price $4.50

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“This may sound cheesy, but you look grate!” Smiling cheese grater photo greeting card

This May Sound Cheesy... Birthday Card

Regular price $4.50

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Rectangular note card with message “HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTMUNCH” and printed image of Beavis and Butthead standing on a sidewalk

“Happy Birthday Buttmunch” Note Card

Regular price $5.50

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