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Old Gregg greeting card front

Old Gregg “Do You Love Me?” Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

4.25" x 5.5" card "Another year closer to the grave" pink foil text fancy white cat and pink birthday cake gold background illustrated image

Kitty & Cake Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" "Happy Birthday" message card Grace Jones with cigarette illustrated portrait

Grace Jones Birthday Card

Regular price $5.00

"Kiss Me" text above frog holding flower next to toadstool mushrooms illustrated image heavyweight card stock offset printed note card

Kiss Me Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card depicting "have a wicked birthday!" text below pink winged devil on orange and purple cake with candles against chartreuse background illustrated image

Have a Wicked Birthday! Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card of "Sweetie, darling!" text over illustrated portraits of Eddie Monsoon and Patsy Stone against white background

Sweetie, Darling Ab Fab Birthday Card

Regular price $5.00

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For my favorite person blank inside card

For My Favorite Person Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card of a smiling kewpie doll with outstretched arms and the text “Barely Keeping It Together” in metallic gold lettering. On a swirled pink, yellow, red, blue, and green background

Kewpie Doll Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

You make everything better whipped cream blank inside card

You Make Everything Better Whipped Cream Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card with a black and white illustration of a large poppy with smaller poppies and clover at the top of the blooming flower. Surrounded by white geometric designs on a black background with the lettering “Happy Birthday” at the bottom of the card

Botanical Goth Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card "Snappy Birthday" black text green alligator pink party hat pink white background illustrated image

Snappy Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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Greeting card of a silver TV dinner tray with chicken, peas, mashed potatoes, and cake. “Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner” written in gold script on the middle of the card with a yellow, pink, green, and orange checkered background

TV Dinner Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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4.25" x 5.5" card Rats. text with sad white rat holding empyty cake stand cake on floor with olive green background illustrated image

Rats. Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

vintage style "feel it in my bones" "you're my valentine" message hearts and skeleton illustrated image 5" x 7" greeting card

Feel It In My Bones Valentine Greeting Card

Regular price $4.95

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4.25" x 5.5" card with "They Say It's Your Birthday" text over multi-color celebratory beetles on Abbey Road stamped image against white background

They Say It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

4.25" x 5.5" Live long and prosper text card with illustrated portrait of Leonard Nimoy as Star Trek's Spock

Spock Live Long and Prosper Birthday Card

Regular price $5.00

vintage style matchbook "Let's Strike Up a Match, Valentine!" message illustrated image 5" x 7" greeting card

Let's Strike Up A Match, Valentine! Greeting Card

Regular price $4.95

vintage style "Pop" a "Corny" question "Will you be my valentine?" popcorn bowl illustrated image 5" x 7" greeting card

Corny Question Valentine Greeting Card

Regular price $4.95

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A rectangular greeting card with a black kitten sitting in a jack-o’-lantern wearing a blue witch hat in front of a yellow background. It has the message “Have fun on Halloween!”

Kitten Witch Halloween Greeting Card

Regular price $5.00

Greeting card of brown poodle with valentine in its mouth that says “Happy Birthday Stupid”. On a pink, green, blue, and red checkered background with small gold hearts

Birthday Poodle Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

"You Light Up My Life" text in stacked lightup signage illustrated image heavyweight card stock offset printed note card

You Light Up My Life Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card "Better Together" happy bears playing a duet at the piano

Better Together Bears Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" greeting card featuring "Happy Birthday Cool Cat" text with illustrated white cat in monocle, top hat, and polka dot bow tie against blue background

Cool Cat Birthday Card

Regular price $5.00

Tom Neely's Henry & Glenn Forever & Ever christmas greeting card showing pentagram, altar, and baphomet color illustrated image on white card

Henry & Glenn Christmas Greeting Card by Tom Neely

Regular price $2.99

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A rectangular greeting card with a dachshund holding a plate with a piece of birthday in its mouth and the message “It’s not a stretch…”

Dachshund Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.00

Greeting card with “Congratulations” lettering, each individual letter is formed by a bunch of pink, purple, yellow, or blue flowers. Vertical striped background of yellow and cream

Congratulations Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card My Aim is True text heart bullseye dartboard illustrated image

My Aim is True Valentine's Card

Regular price $5.00

4.25" x 5.5" card with "Valentines Schmalentines" text pink foil kitty face with tongue out illustrated image on white background

Valentines Schmalentines Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

"Some people think you're hard to shop for. Not me..." text sassy retro gal with martini photo image 5" x 7" greeting card

Hard to Shop For... Birthday Card

Regular price $2.95

Tom Neely's Henry & Glenn Forever & Ever "Happy...Valentine's Day..." greeting card, color illustrated image on black card

Henry & Glenn Valentine's Day Greeting Card by Tom Neely

Regular price $2.99

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Greeting card with a stylized illustration of a black cat in front of a teal background with the message “You’re the cat’s meow” written in red type

You’re The Cat’s Meow Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.00

"Birthday Kisses" black text greeted card featuring assorted pretty pink and red moues

Birthday Kisses Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card of an illustration of a bouquet of daisies tied with a yellow ribbon on a blue background. Lettering of “Thinking Of You!” at the bottom of the card

Vintage Daisy Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

"Another year older? Fuck it! Let's Drink!" text with sassy retro gal photo image 5" x 7" greeting card

Let's Drink! Birthday Card

Regular price $2.95

"It's a Sausage Party!" text with sassy retro gal wearing sausage links outfit photo image on 5" x 7" greeting card

Sausage Party Greeting Card

Regular price $2.95

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"This may sound cheesy, but you look grate!" text with smiling cheese grater photo image on 5" x 7" greeting card

This May Sound Cheesy... Birthday Card

Regular price $3.25

vintage style "Happy Easter" message illustrated image bunny with tulips 5" x 7" greeting card

"Happy Easter" Bunny Greeting Card

Regular price $4.95

Tom Neely's Henry & Glenn Forever & Ever "I Want Your Skull!" birthday card, color illustrated image on white card

Henry & Glenn Birthday Greeting Card by Tom Neely

Regular price $2.99