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A rectangular birthday card of a watercolor illustration of a white vampire surrounded by colorful balloons

Nosferatu Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

4.25" x 5.5" card "Another year closer to the grave" pink foil text fancy white cat and pink birthday cake gold background illustrated image

Kitty & Cake Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card depicting "have a wicked birthday!" text below pink winged devil on orange and purple cake with candles against chartreuse background illustrated image

Have a Wicked Birthday! Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card of "Sweetie, darling!" text over illustrated portraits of Eddie Monsoon and Patsy Stone against white background

Sweetie, Darling Ab Fab Birthday Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" "Happy Birthday" message card Grace Jones with cigarette illustrated portrait

Grace Jones Birthday Card

Regular price $5.50

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"Kiss Me" text above frog holding flower next to toadstool mushrooms illustrated image heavyweight card stock offset printed note card

Kiss Me Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card "Snappy Birthday" black text green alligator pink party hat pink white background illustrated image

Snappy Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

For my favorite person blank inside card

For My Favorite Person Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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Party Hat Cat Greeting Card

Party Hat Cat Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

"You Set My Soul On Fire” 70s psychedelic style heavyweight card stock offset printed note card, illustrated by Nolan Pelletier.

You Set My Soul On Fire Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

A heavyweight card stock offset printed note card with an illustration by Nicholas John Frith of some party animals in front of an old-fashioned movie theatre marquee. Marquee has the caption “It’s Your Birthday” and illustration is done in pencil crayon in shades of red and green

Birthday Marquee Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card of a smiling kewpie doll with outstretched arms and the text “Barely Keeping It Together” in metallic gold lettering. On a swirled pink, yellow, red, blue, and green background

Kewpie Doll Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

"To A Mother Like No Other” 70s psychedelic style heavyweight card stock offset printed note card, illustrated by Clay Hickson.

A Mother Like No Other Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

A birthday card with an illustration of a skeleton wearing an orange and black party hat surrounded by black balloons with the message “Leave your body and soul at the door”. There are two small dancing skeletons at the bottom of the card in front of an orange background

Dead Man’s Party Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

4.25" x 5.5" Live long and prosper text card with illustrated portrait of Leonard Nimoy as Star Trek's Spock

Spock Live Long and Prosper Birthday Card

Regular price $5.50

rectangular letterpressed heavyweight note card with illustration of cartoon elves dancing in a circle on flowery grass with mushrooms in front of a sun with message
"Not Dead Yet! Happy Birthday"

"Not Dead Yet!" Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

Black and golden amber colored poppies and clover illustrated greeting card with “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” message

Amber Gold Botanical Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Greeting card of brown poodle with valentine in its mouth that says “Happy Birthday Stupid”. On a pink, green, blue, and red checkered background with small gold hearts

Birthday Poodle Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

4.25" x 5.5" card with "They Say It's Your Birthday" text over multi-color celebratory beetles on Abbey Road stamped image against white background

They Say It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

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white rectangular letterpress greeting card with black and red image of a gravestone with inscription "ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER"

"Another Year Closer" Greeting Card by Hellcats USA

Regular price $5.50

Note card featuring illustration of an upside down vampire bat in front of a full moon background with stars and spiderwebs

Upside Down Bat Note Card

Regular price $6.00

You make everything better whipped cream blank inside card

You Make Everything Better Whipped Cream Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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Greeting card of a silver TV dinner tray with chicken, peas, mashed potatoes, and cake. “Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner” written in gold script on the middle of the card with a yellow, pink, green, and orange checkered background

TV Dinner Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

“Susie Bakes A Cake” children’s book parody birthday greeting card, a little girl is frosting a cake and saying “I’ll show these assholes how it’s done” & kitten saying “Haha, you are SO drunk!”

"Susie Bakes A Cake" Birthday Card

Regular price $4.50

"You Light Up My Life" text in stacked lightup signage illustrated image heavyweight card stock offset printed note card

You Light Up My Life Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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note card with black and white illustration of a cat head with pink and black swirly spiral eyes

Hypnotic Cat Note Card

Regular price $5.50

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Card with a message "I CAN BE MYSELF AROUND YOU" surrounded by hearts and illustration of a woman with her mouth open wide to reveal a pink one-eyed monster waving on a pink background

"I Can Be Myself Around You" Monster Note Card

Regular price $6.00

Red note card with caption “You drive me wild” and illustration of a wolf howling at the moon with an open mouth and tongue

Howling Wolf Note Card

Regular price $6.00

A rectangular greeting card with a black kitten sitting in a jack-o’-lantern wearing a blue witch hat in front of a yellow background. It has the message “Have fun on Halloween!”

Kitten Witch Halloween Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00

“The Birthday Present” children’s book parody greeting card. “Happy Birthday!” “What the fuck is this? I asked for cash!”

"The Birthday Present" Card

Regular price $4.50

Colorful birthday card with a psychedelic art style witch design and 'Birthday Magic' text on a pink background.

Birthday Magic Greeting Card by Astral Weekend

Regular price $6.00

note card with image of bubbling cauldron with message in dark purple "Witching You A Happy Birthday" rising from smoke alongside two ghosts on purple background. Shown with purple envelope

"Witching You a Happy Birthday" Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Krampus & Children Card

Krampus & Children Card

Regular price $6.00

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4.25" x 5.5" card "Better Together" happy bears playing a duet at the piano

Better Together Bears Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

Card with message "THANKS FOR BELIEVING IN ME" with illustration of cryptids Bigfoot, a ghost, Mothman, and the Loch Ness Monster in a cancan line on a white background

"Thanks For Believing in Me" Cryptids Note Card

Regular price $6.00

black and white notecard with image of Marty Feldman as Igor in Young Frankenstein with message "could be worse. could be raining."

Young Frankenstein "Could Be Worse, Could Be Raining" Note Card

Regular price $5.50

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Rectangular birthday card with Charles Addams illustration of the Addams Family looking out their window at a windstorm with caption Just the kind of day that makes you feel good to be alive!”

Addams Family “Good to be Alive” Birthday Card

Regular price $3.95

“I CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE YOU. HAPPY VALENTINES” Simpsons cartoon train Valentines note card

“I Choo-Choo-Choose You” Note Card

Regular price $5.50

greeting card with "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in pink script above a neon blue, pink, yellow, and red birthday cake surrounded by matching confetti on a bright yellow background

Cake & Confetti Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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A rectangular greeting card with a dachshund holding a plate with a piece of birthday in its mouth and the message “It’s not a stretch…”

Dachshund Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $5.00

A Christmas card with the message “Gruß vom Krampus” which translates from German into “Greetings from Krampus” on matte card stock with an illustration of Krampus in black, red, and white

Gruss Vom Krampus Card

Regular price $6.00

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Greeting card with “Congratulations” lettering, each individual letter is formed by a bunch of pink, purple, yellow, or blue flowers. Vertical striped background of yellow and cream

Congratulations Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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vintage style "Pop" a "Corny" question "Will you be my valentine?" popcorn bowl illustrated image 5" x 7" greeting card

Corny Question Valentine Greeting Card

Regular price $4.95

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vintage style "feel it in my bones" "you're my valentine" message hearts and skeleton illustrated image 5" x 7" greeting card

Feel It In My Bones Valentine Greeting Card

Regular price $4.95

Tom Neely's Henry & Glenn Forever & Ever christmas greeting card showing pentagram, altar, and baphomet color illustrated image on white card

Henry & Glenn Christmas Greeting Card by Tom Neely

Regular price $2.99

Tom Neely's Henry & Glenn Forever & Ever "I Want Your Skull!" birthday card, color illustrated image on white card

Henry & Glenn Birthday Greeting Card by Tom Neely

Regular price $2.99

rectangular note card with color photograph of close up shot of plastic baby doll with dirty scuffed face and damaged eye

Ditch Doll Greeting Card

Regular price $4.50

Greeting card with 'Happy Birthday!' text and strawberry floral design on a black background

Strawberries Birthday Note Card by Stay Home Club

Regular price $4.00

4.25" x 5.5" card My Aim is True text heart bullseye dartboard illustrated image

My Aim is True Valentine's Card

Regular price $5.00

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4.25" x 5.5" card Rats. text with sad white rat holding empyty cake stand cake on floor with olive green background illustrated image

Rats. Greeting Card

Regular price $5.50

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